My particular abilities have to do with the radiation that gave me this condition in the first place. The short version? Every cell in my body now produces and carries a not insignificant amount of organically produced radioactive energy.

[He switches over to video. He's got an intact version of his polymer skin on at present, so as far as Jerry can tell he looks entirely normal. He's sitting down behind a desk, elbow resting on the nearby surface as he props his chin up idly with the back of one hand. (He's also got a small splint across the knuckles of his other hand. He'd prefer if you didn't ask about that.)]

Call me again in another week, if you're interested and still here. By then my artificial skin will have started falling off, and I can show you what I look like now. Thanks to all of this.