[Mason didn't really have much of a clue why he wasn't being jumped, but figured it was due to his outstanding logical points and, possibly, his undeadness keeping the vampire at bay. All the mountain ash spread all over the room hadn't yet had a chance to register with him]

Good. I hope they fuckin' well did.

Make you feel big, did it? Picking on teenage girls who never did a fuckin' thing to you?

You're disgusting, mate.

[He opens the washing machine door and begins stuffing all his clothes in at once]